Saturday, January 14, 2006
Common test is over!!!!
Yay!!!! common test is over :P pray that i pass all hahaha.... nah... i dun want to tok about it anymore... k im going to talk about 2 movies. Proof and Derailed. first i'll talk on Derailed.
Derailed
Its about this guy with a family,Charles, who takes train to work everyday n one day he met this beautiful looking girl. they started to talk and then one day, he decided to meet her for dinner and this is how it all started. Charles and the lady, Lucinda, went to a motel and while they were on it, a theif got in and stole their money, beat the hell out of Charles and raped Lucinda. after that Charles felt miserable due to the fact that he couldn't do anything when Lucinda was raped. then the theif started to extort money from Charles. Due to the relationship of Charles and Lucinda was best not to let their spouse knw so they did not call the police. then after that Charles was put through a series of happening and he found out about something. now this is let u guys to find out for yourself :P i think this movie's storyline is great! it's definitly a movie u could pay for. for me its kind of exciting... but you knw... im the timid type so... heehee :P conclusion 4 out of 5 stars.
Proof
This is about Catherine, her dad is a maths genius but has gone insane for the last few years of his life so after he died, his assistant Hal went through his 100+++ note book to see if he did find any new maths theory. the day after his funeral was held, Catherine show Hal a book of maths theory thats was new. Neither Hal nor her sister believed she did found the theory. this movie goes on showing scenes how Catherine took care of her father and showed that whether the maths theory was proven by her or not while showing how she delt with her sister thinking that she is insane like her dad and trying to move her to New York. This movie makes u clueless throughout it... until the end of the movie then u will knw the answer. its a movie that is watchable but i might not purposely pay to watch :P maybe some people might like it. i think its worth 3.5 out of 5 stars
haha thats all for today... off to bed for me~!
Loved by the moon;
3:38 AM
Saturday, January 07, 2006
Argh!!! Shit! wat the?!?! Kabish!
must be wondering why my entry title is so weird? well.... "Argh!!!"---> MY common test is here!!!! "Shit!"---> i have not study anything except for maths!!!! and the coming monday is my Indusrial control n electronics paper n i juz started today! "wat the?!?!"---> my brother surfed porn on my computer and now my computer is infested with porn pop ups, spyware and virus!!!! "Kabish!"----> hitting my idiotic brother!!!!!!!!!!! WTH!!!!! i spend 2-3 hours yesterday clearing spyware n virus!!!!!! damn him... made me so angry!!! how dare he say he did not surf anything?!?!?! i found his internet history full of porn website n pictures! OMG!!! and i did not have any anti virus on my com!!!! im just so fuming with anger.... sigh... another joke for u all....
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A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos "baby, get upstairs to the bedroom". she can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes." now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall".
"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right on her muff.
"The boys down the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me!"
Loved by the moon;
5:18 PM
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
OMG~!
omg... commin test is coming soon i have not study anything yet.... duh... im so lazy... can i put a pause to studies?
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another joke for another boring post....
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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my lefthand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctorwas shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
Loved by the moon;
9:12 PM
Monday, January 02, 2006
Number 13 has to stand on one leg¿?¿?
I juz watch the movie The Family Stone. the only actress i recognise is Sarah Jessica Parker, famous actress in Sex and the City... that movie was crap!!! dun ever watch it... u will regret! the story line is juz like another other old boring movie... meeting parents of ur boyfriend... wat else u expect? then the family hates her... with the boyfriends mum gets an uncurable disease(they didn't say wat...) then the girlfriend get her sis to accompany her....
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
well... they bf meets gf sis n likes her sis n bf's bro liked his bro's gf... and the ending is!!!! bf got together with gf's sis and gf got together with bf's bro... wat the hell is this story line? its crap man... dun ever waste your time or money on this crappy show....
btw! Hppy New Year to everyone out there... and a joke ends this post.
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Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes,"and looks about with considerable pride.
Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't havemuch money and we don't have any material possessions. However, onething I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced! d and says, "Girls, I've gota confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks.
"The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."
"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"
Loved by the moon;
9:10 PM
