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Pink Princess Land~
Friday, March 17, 2006

Just reached my work station... and im very hungry~~~~! i can hear my stomach growling... finally.... as of yesterday, i knw wat is going on with PHP.... it is only when my supervisor came to teach me..... cuz i was too lazy to read and i skip one important part.... well.... now i need to read up more on linux commands.... on how to use the terminal... which is something like command prompt in windows... and i juz got to knw yesterday night my bro-in-law studied PHP5, Apache!!!! oh~! i got a savior~! lucky he didn't tell me he is rusty in those.... heehee :D

argh.... my stomach cant stop growling... >.< sigh....

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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to every one's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar.

He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" He asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit out that cue ball, he measures everything first."