must be wondering why my entry title is so weird? well.... "Argh!!!"---> MY common test is here!!!! "Shit!"---> i have not study anything except for maths!!!! and the coming monday is my Indusrial control n electronics paper n i juz started today! "wat the?!?!"---> my brother surfed porn on my computer and now my computer is infested with porn pop ups, spyware and virus!!!! "Kabish!"----> hitting my idiotic brother!!!!!!!!!!! WTH!!!!! i spend 2-3 hours yesterday clearing spyware n virus!!!!!! damn him... made me so angry!!! how dare he say he did not surf anything?!?!?! i found his internet history full of porn website n pictures! OMG!!! and i did not have any anti virus on my com!!!! im just so fuming with anger.... sigh... another joke for u all....
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A sex-starved wife is fed up with her boozy husband. Every night he comes in drunk and falls asleep straight away. It comes to a point where she hasn't had a good shag for over a year and is considering divorce.
After another night in the pub, she decides to confront him when he gets home. When he staggers through the front door, before she can have a go at him, he coos "baby, get upstairs to the bedroom". she can't believe it - at last he's going to give her one. They get to the bedroom and he rips off her clothes." now darling do a hand-stand against the full length mirror on the wall".
"Hmmm," she thinks "KINKY. I like it." She does the hand-stand and her hubby pulls her legs apart and puts his chin between her legs right on her muff.
"The boys down the pub were right," he says, "a Goatee WOULD suit me!"
