Saturday, December 31, 2005
End of 2005!
the end of 2005 is coming... and im still writing the yr 04 when writing dates... why??? oh my... sigh.... heh... had a hard time playing game with a lot of link deads... oh my oh my... heh... i'll post my last post this yr with 2 jokes for u guys :D
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A famous heart specialist doctor died and it's his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next tohim asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that heis looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought youwere looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco andsome rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"
Loved by the moon;
4:25 AM
Friday, December 30, 2005
We the sg AO players! short of a few though... 
Loved by the moon;
2:27 AM
wat u think? wat u think???
love or hate my blog???? wat the hell u guys think??? hahaha i dun even care wat u think... i care about wat i think... nah... im not this nasty :P heehee... im an innocent little girl! i so quiet gentle.... u must be thinking... "*vomits" or u those AO player must be thinking "/faints" hahahaha... b4 i go... a tiny joke for u guys...
A woman went to her psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems.
Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?"
"Well, yes, I did once."
"Well, how did he look?"
"Very angry."
At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual; how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"
"He was looking through the window at us."
Loved by the moon;
2:25 AM
my recent hair... depressing...
Loved by the moon;
2:24 AM
my b'day at haagen daz.
Loved by the moon;
2:24 AM
taken on my b'day... my pretty red roses! i love red roses!
Loved by the moon;
2:20 AM
Thursday, December 29, 2005
?????
where can i find a blog template where the is no loves, hates, complicated topic??? hard to find one man... am i to design one myself? NOWAY!!!!! i return my internet n computing to Mr Malcom! dun force me to flip thru my text....
Loved by the moon;
12:38 PM
OUCH!!!! my toe!!!!
sob sob... i hurt my toe... my toe hit my cupboard yesterday n it has swollen up... its so painful.. how was the christmas weekendend? everyone had fun? well for me it was great meeting one of my online friends for the first time. but only 2 of them came... its kind of disappointing... part of the party was held to meet them but only 2 came.... bah... i badly need to change my blog skin or else i cant upload photos >.<
Loved by the moon;
12:06 PM
Thursday, December 22, 2005
woops!
heh.... usual me again!!! i didn't blog for months again! :P well wat ya expect from me? lol... christmas is juz around the corner... so is my common test... gah... it sucks man... holiday season is about having fun... sigh... why did singapore did such a stupid thing? shifting the star of tertiary's acadamic yr... sheesh... i wonder a 3yr poly course how long does it take to complete now? im only got into poly for a yr and a half and im in my yr 2 semester 2 now... bleah... this sucks... but christmas has brought up my moods =D
a joke for everyone out there!
A well off young man was moving from one house to another, a few streets away.Observing with dismay the care-free way in which the moving crew yanked hischerished antiques about, he was filled with a desire to save from possible damages a tall grandfather's clock which he prized highly.
Taking the clock in his arms he started for the new house. But the clock was as tall as its owner, and heavy besides, and he had to put it down every fewfeet and rest his arms and mop his streaming brow. Then he would clutch his burden and stagger on again.
After half an hour of these strenuous exertions he was nearing his destination, when an intoxicated person who had been watching his labors from the opposite side of the road took advantage of a halt to hail him.
"Mister," he said thickly, "could I ash you a quest'n?"
"What is it?" demanded the exhausted young man.
"Why on earth don't you carry a watch?"
Loved by the moon;
11:23 PM
